conversations with the WH invaders!

Space Scooterman > o/
Dszlos > sup
Space Scooterman > not much, chilling in your wh system
Space Scooterman > so straight to the point
Space Scooterman > we are in your wh system
Space Scooterman > and it would seem that another corp has set up a hostile pos in your system
Space Scooterman > correct?
Dszlos > so great job defending that gate, let me know if you guys need any help stopping people
Space Scooterman > well so far we've killed one of your guys
Space Scooterman > and had soem fucked up mechanics that prevented my boosted inty from locking your other buddies
Space Scooterman > petition pending of course
Space Scooterman > so I'm curious
Space Scooterman > what's it worth to you if we remove the hostiles from your system?
Space Scooterman > are you in a position to speak for your directors?
Space Scooterman > the diplo contact for your corp is offline
Dszlos > not worth anything to me really
Dszlos > ... are you trying to recruit me
Space Scooterman > well no offense, but you specifically don't matter. We're interesting in dealing with your corp
Space Scooterman > and no, we're not trying to recruit you
Space Scooterman > we just see this scenario as a possibly mutually benificial circumstance
Space Scooterman > and you are the only one I can get in contact with
Space Scooterman > because the diplo you have listed in your corp is offline
Dszlos > our corporation does not negociate with terrorists
Space Scooterman > haha
Space Scooterman > no we're talking about removing the hostiles from your wh
Space Scooterman > so think of us as mercs
Space Scooterman > we mean you no harm
Dszlos > at this point... you are the hostiles
Space Scooterman > and I am trying to see if you want to change that
Space Scooterman > I don't care who we kill
Dszlos > i can has candy?
Space Scooterman > and you are in a position to appease both us and you
Dszlos > idk well it burns where i pee, so im not sure you want me to be doing that
Space Scooterman > clearly you don't understand what I'm trying to offer. can you put me in contact with a diplomat or senior member of your corp?
Space Scooterman > and to fix the burning sensation, just put some ointment on it and then you'll be ok
Dszlos > the ointment doesnt help man
Space Scooterman > well go get tested
Dszlos > its the aids
Dszlos > or herpes, the gift that keeps on giving
Space Scooterman > ok. I hope the rest of your corp is a little more mature than you are.
Dszlos > talk to azejeck revon
Dszlos > aezjeck revon
Dszlos > my bad

Space Scooterman > o/
Aezjeck Revon > o/
Space Scooterman > Dszlos told me you were the person to contact
Space Scooterman > After he made a very silly and childish conversation with me
Space Scooterman > Can you speak for your wormhole fleet?
Aezjeck Revon > Yes, I can. (Note: There's only two of us in the fleet)
Space Scooterman > Good.
Space Scooterman > My associates and I happened upon your wormhole system today, and it would appear as a hostile corp has set up a hostile POS in your system
Space Scooterman > is this correct?
Aezjeck Revon > No, we're sharing it.
Space Scooterman > Well, in that case, I look forward to eating your pod. We'll be here for a while.
Space Scooterman > Cheers!

Dszlos > no luck?
Space Scooterman > Negative, turns out the pos is friendly
Space Scooterman > gives my associates a wider range of targets
Space Scooterman > so we all prosper
Space Scooterman > except you
Dszlos > wait.... its friendly?
Space Scooterman > that's what the person you linked said
Space Scooterman > which means our fleet changed from a pos busting fleet to a pvp flet
Dszlos > well fuck me sideways, i didnt know that. i just warped in here and saw an entire fleet not kill my noob ship
Space Scooterman > perhaps your command needs some practice informing the soldiers of happenings
Space Scooterman > actually, better for us if they don't.
Dszlos > nah man, hes just too busy playing with her gerbils and shit
Dszlos > his*
Space Scooterman > k well if he can't get priorities straight, all will suffer
Dszlos > so you guys gonna run this gate camp 24/7?
Dszlos > it gets pretty lonely in here
Space Scooterman > no worries, we'll always be here
Dszlos > sweet, just like my afforementioned burn in my nether regions!
Space Scooterman > indeed, except unlike the herpes, we kill
Dszlos > well youve been doin pretty well so far
Dszlos > <.< >.>




at this point he left the conversation, and wouldnt accept my invite again.

Space Scooterman > yes?
Aezjeck Revon > Was Dszlos sayin a bunch of stupid shit again?
Space Scooterman > seems to be all he says
Aezjeck Revon > Alright, well let's get down to business.
Space Scooterman > There is business to be had? I thought it was all happy friendlies putting up POS's for you?
Aezjeck Revon > Dszlos tells me you have a great ointment for this dick-itch that's been goin around our corp.
Space Scooterman > yes, it is called your pod juice. In my killmails. I'm happy to show you how it works.

LMAO!

also, we aren't invaders, more like friendly neighborly people.

Ireco, you should post the srsmail I sent you last night. I think I sent it anyway, I dunno I was pretty drunk. but I think it was srs

lol, what was that gate camp's record? Like 1/56 I wish I hadn't ruined our perfect record. Now I know that it is possible to get pulled into the edge of a bubble if you warp in within 100km range and to me that knowledge was worth the cheapest Gallante cruiser.

silly hermoth lol. and you can get pulled into the edge of the bubble? they using the force for sumthing